Who is Major Payoff?

Welcome, private.

I'm honored to have you join our ranks. First things first - we're going to need you to turn in your preconceived notions on college, career, and money.

Who am I?

Why, I'm Major Payoff of course. As a sworn PayOfficer, it's my duty to train the next generation to navigate the no-mans land of adulthood. Together, we'll drill tactics to dodge debt and despair, navigate alternative career pathways, and march on the promised land of job offers and promotions.

I'm going to teach you to think about money in a completely new way that will motivate you to break free of the shackles of societal expectations and live life on your terms.

To break your chains of bondage, you'll learn just how bad of a deal student loans are, which majors have a real payoff, and why dropping out may not be such a bad idea.

Once you've broken free, you'll see clearly just how much of a sham the traditional track is, and experience first-hand the superior career paths and lifestyle benefits that have laid before you the entire time. Low debt, plentiful free time, and early retirement will be just a handful of the benefits provided.

This probably sounds too good to be true. You might be thinking to yourself...

"Major, don't you realize that any job worth having requires a bachelors AT MINIMUM?"

"All of my friends are going to college! I don't want to be the only one left still living at home while everyone's partying it up!"

"But Major, I don't have the money to go to college. Student loans are the only way I can attend! What's wrong with that?"

All of these questions and concerns, and many more, will be addressed as we journey together in our mission to get a major payoff.